16/f I actually have stuff I should be doing.. but hey why not just blog?!
(Nothing in particular just tins I like)

jasrnin:

anglofile:

narcimallows:

narcimallows:

smile and clap along
have a sudden fit of coughing so you can awkwardly hide your face in your hands
beat-box
scream “dis my jAM” and jump on the table to break-dance
sing amazing grace as loud as you possibly can until they stop singing to you
go up to the closest person singing and hug them until they stop. however long it takes. keep holding them until they feel uncomfortable. bonus points for humming in their ear
start a mosh pit
striptease

#what about screaming ENCORE, #that always gets me places in life

Threaten to kill them all and mean it.

How about blow the candles halfway through the song and just walk away. Be sure to take the cake with you.

jasrnin:

anglofile:

narcimallows:

narcimallows:

  • smile and clap along
  • have a sudden fit of coughing so you can awkwardly hide your face in your hands
  • beat-box
  • scream “dis my jAM” and jump on the table to break-dance
  • sing amazing grace as loud as you possibly can until they stop singing to you
  • go up to the closest person singing and hug them until they stop. however long it takes. keep holding them until they feel uncomfortable. bonus points for humming in their ear
  • start a mosh pit
  • striptease

Threaten to kill them all and mean it.

How about blow the candles halfway through the song and just walk away. Be sure to take the cake with you.

(Source: toueinc)

bookwormstache:

thatstheriddle:

Oh, I have a new favourite thing.

Its like the mic fainted

bookwormstache:

thatstheriddle:

Oh, I have a new favourite thing.

Its like the mic fainted

arqueete:

blackgirlwhiteboylove:

telvi1:

I want this to go viral

One of many slanderous untruths corporate media likes to portray about Black America. Please reblog. 

I asked my mom if she thought more college-aged black men were in college or in jail and she responded, “Oh, definitely in jail.” I read her these stats and she was surprised. This is a good campaign.

arqueete:

blackgirlwhiteboylove:

telvi1:

I want this to go viral

One of many slanderous untruths corporate media likes to portray about Black America. Please reblog. 

I asked my mom if she thought more college-aged black men were in college or in jail and she responded, “Oh, definitely in jail.” I read her these stats and she was surprised. This is a good campaign.

deanthemonsterhunter:

I will fucking marry the first person who fills this out ICly.

(Source: drinkingmorphine)

ferventlyforcing:

wtfhistory:

theshewomanboyhatersclub:

jesuisuneetoile:

THIS IS MARRIAGE!!

Thats right!

Permission to be a bad ass. Nod.

He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU’RE SO FUCKED.”

Like, guys. Sparta was so kick ASS sometimes when it came to women. Spartan women were given these small knives so that if their husbands came home and tried to hit them or assault them, they had a weapon within reach. That weapon was for CUTTING THEIR HUSBANDS’ FUCKING FACES so that when he went out in public everyone would know he was an asshole, abusing jerkface and they would publicly shame him.

I DID NOT KNOW THAT THAT IS GREAT

LET’S JUST TALK ABOUT SPARTAN WOMEN FOR A SECOND.

In Sparta, women could own land and were considered citizens. THAT IS A HUGE BIG FUCKING DEAL. Why? Because that was RARE AS FUCK and there are lots of places TODAY where women don’t even get that much.

Divorce was totally fine, and a woman could expect to keep her own wealth and get custody of the kids because paternal lineage wasn’t very important. And it didn’t make her a pariah! She could totally remarry, no big deal at all.

Spartan women participated in some fuckin’ badass sporting events, too. And because they were expected to be as physically fit as the Spartan menfolk (who all had to serve compulsory military duties, btw, and couldn’t marry until they finished them at thirty) they didn’t have time for lots of swishy dresses. So they wore notoriously short skirts. According to some accounts, their thighs were visible at all times. HOLY SHIT. 

Also, In Sparta men only got their names on their graves if they died in battle. And women? Women only got their names on their graves if they died in childbirth. THE SPARTANS COMPARED CHILDBIRTH TO FUCKING BATTLE AND IT WAS VIEWED AS A GODDAMN BADASS AND HONORABLE WAY TO GO OUT.

FUCKING SPARTAN WOMEN. THIS DUDE HAD FUCKIN’ BETTER MAKE SURE SHE’S COOL WITH WHATEVER HE’S DOING, IF HE KNOWS WHAT’S FUCKIN’ GOOD FOR HIM.

 this doesn’t stop being awesome

live-my-life-now:

First couple days of band camp…

live-my-life-now:

First couple days of band camp…

Will someone please give me some ideas on what to make. I want to make some clay charms and such.. Maybe you’ll get it? I don’t know. Send me asks or messages, PLEASE!!

timeywimeydrunkandwhiny:

i accidentally did a thing

timeywimeydrunkandwhiny:

i accidentally did a thing

stopdreamingstarttrolling:

*you’ll find me sobbing in the corner*

stopdreamingstarttrolling:

*you’ll find me sobbing in the corner*